Started at the age of 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size 4

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made only for girls
Gi joe in panty hose
Is making room for the one and only

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don't knock it until you tried it

• All The Time
• Good Riddance
• Haushinka
• Hitchin' a Ride
• Jinx
• King for a Day
• Last Ride In
• Nice Guys Finish Last
• Platypus
• Prosthetic Head
• Redundant
• Reject
• Scattered
• Take Back
• Take Bake
• The Grouch
• Uptight
• Walking Alone
• Worry Rock