U spend your days and nights online
Your website makes U proud
But if U had a single friend at all
All they would be LOL
Well it seems I may have crossed the line
I've gone and made U pissed
Now UR going to take me off your buddy list
If you can't get a date because you live with your mom
Then you'll feel right at Loserdotcom
If you don't have a life but you got plenty of ROM
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom
U tell me that your sex life, it has not been bland
Since U learned how to click and type with just 1 hand
UR a keyboard Casanova, UR a digital Don Juan
UR a chat room Romeo and U want to get it on
URL IRC MSN HTTP AOL ISP LOS ERUB
I guess U can't see what's wrong
You've got your modem and your mouse
And you think U think you've got it going on
U once had a life but it's gone
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