The palpitating cherry-red organ was returned to it's rightful place and began to beat faster as it led our hero, counting out time, through his first romantic encounter.

I'm counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
All those numbers!
Give me guidance!
O lord I need that now.

The day of judgement's come,
And you can bet that I've been resting,
For this testing,
Digesting every word the experts say.
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
I studied every line, every page in the book,
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.

This is rael!

I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it. look! I've found the hotspots, figs 1-9.
- still counting out time, got my finger on the button,
Don't say nuttin - just lie there still
And I'll get you turned on just fine.
Erogenous zones I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone no. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in no. 11!
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
Honey get hip! it's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip.
Whipee!
(take it away mr. guitar)
- move over casanova -

I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Erongenous zones I question you -
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.

• Anyway
• Back in N. Y. C.
• Broadway Melody of 1974
• Counting Out Time
• Cuckoo Cocoon
• Fly on a Windshield
• Here Comes The Supernatural Anaesthetist
• In The Cage
• In The Rapids
• It
• Lilywhite Lilith
• Riding The Scree
• The Carpet Crawlers
• The Chamber of 32 Doors
• The Colony of Slippermen
• The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging
• The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
• The Lamia
• The Light Dies Down on Broadway