Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Jim pons (bass, vocals)
Don preston (keyboards, electronics)
Ian underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)

Aaaah...
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! bidet! bidet!...
Blow-job! blow-job! blow-job!...
Jambon...jambon... ... thank you
Oh thank you, you're really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,
I'd like to present, ah...blow-job!
Blow-job! bidet! jambon!...
Jambon...jambon...
Bidet!...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!

I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears...
And then denny walley said: oh, you want kindergarten!

• Agency Man
• Epilogue
• Harry, You're a Beast
• Help, I'm a Rock
• Holding The Group Back
• Holiday in Berlin
• King Kong
• Let's Make The Water Turn Black
• Like It or Not
• Oh No
• Progress?
• Sleeping in a Jar
• The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
• The Orange County Lumber Truck
• The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
• Undaunted Band Plays On