<both> we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<keely> my darling, at all
<keely> I love the opera, I detest the best pop
<frank> can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
<keely> we're not fated, not heaven-created
<frank> we're really mis-mated, our chances are small
<both> let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
<keely> 'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
<frank> and outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
<both> we've got nothin' in common at all

<instrumental>

<both> we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<frank> it never could last
<frank> i love picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
<keely> I've seen picasso and I think he's a square
<keely> our two goals are apart as the poles are
<frank> as lovers our roles are completely miscast
<both> let's make a clean break and not take any chances
<frank> 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
<keely> and outside of wanting your lips close to mine
<both> we've got nothin' in common
<both> we've got nothin' in common at all

Spoken by frank: waiter, separate checks.

• Baubles, Bangles & Beads
• Cheek to Cheek
• Day In, Day Out
• How Are Ya' Fixed for Love
• Just in Time
• Last Dance
• Nothing in Common
• Something's Gotta Give
• The Same Old Song & Dance
• Too Close for Comfort