Slut angel selling acid punch
Dominatrix with a submissive glance
Botticelli with a tattooed bust

Chorus

She tried as hard as she could
But not as hard as he thinks she should
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
And when she was good
She was horrid

He's so embarrassed when she lets herself go
So she acts like a good girl, puts on a show
All this pretence leaves them both feeling low, but

Chorus

1st verse repeated
She tried as hard as she could
But not as hard as he thinks she should
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
So she's a
Crossdresser
He'll never possess her
Crossdresser
Deceit under pressure
And when she was bad
She was very, very bad
And when she was good
She was horrid
Yeh cross dresser

• Black Eye
• Cheap
• Cosmetic Dog
• Crawl
• Crossdresser
• Deny Everything
• Dirty Old Bird
• Husband
• Hypersonic
• I Wanna Be Your Lush
• Nothing
• Psychofudge
• Scream
• Technicolour Yawn