Out of england, I dream of it's creamery
When I'm there I dwell on saxony.
In turkey when I've been due to world war i
Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

I got everything
I got everything I want except for hungry
I got everything I want except for money.

I've got the best round set aside for parties
They'll have one when I've gone
In fact, they said so, good one.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Friends disintegrate within circles of cash
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
And a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on
And hung on a laburnum tree.

I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy
I am barmy
Bleedin' barmy

Just call me the first
[repeat 10 times]

I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green
I am barmy, bleedin' barmy

A dramatic verse
[repeat 3 times]

The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word ( )

A dramatic verse

• Barmy
• Bombast
• Couldn't Get Ahead
• Cruiser's Creek
• Gut of The Quantifier
• I Am Damo Suzuki
• L. a.
• Mansion
• My New House
• Paint Work
• Petty Lout
• Rollin' Dany
• Spoilt Victorian Child
• To Nkroachment: Yarbles
• Vixen
• What You Need