Good man, lend a hand
Help me to deal with some scum
Who are only in their late teens
But I hate their existence
They think 3 on 1
A normal thing
Network 7 encouraged them
But tonight they picked the wrong man

Squid lord
Revenge
Vast
Just
His intelligence
Spreads

[extra verse on peel session:

Number one squat with grey turnup jeans
Stuck up white hairstyle
Obviously sheep shag mill town
Squid lord revenge
Just his intelligence vast]

The second one is a streak of piss
Leave me alone with him
His blindness will be fun
But it won't make a difference

Squid lord
Vast
Just
His intelligence

The third one stood behind
Held my arms
But in the hospital
His bed will be in a draught
A geriatric germ-well
I curse his family and wish them poor
But he'll have time to dwell
On squid revenge, cooped-up
In 3 months of pure hell

Squid lord
Vast
Just
His tentacles
Spread

Good man, lend a hand
Help me clear this mess
Give me back the law it took from my life
Give me back the pride of my class
This scum are just a morass

Squid lord
Revenge
Vast
Just
His intelligence

• 2 by 4
• Arid Al's Dream
• Australians in Europe
• Backdrop
• Bingo-master's Breakout
• Birthday
• Blood Outta Stone
• Bug Day
• Butterflies 4 Brains
• C'n'c - Peel Session
• C. R. E. E. P.
• Calendar
• City Hobgoblins
• Clear Off!
• Cloud of Black
• Copped It
• Craigness
• Cruisers Creek
• Deadbeat Descendant
• Disney's Dream Debased
• Don't Take The Pizza
• Dr Buck's Letter
• Draygo's Guilt
• Dresden Dolls
• Ed's Babe
• Elf Prefix
• Elves
• Entitled
• Fantastic Life
• Glam Racket / Star
• God Box
• H. O. W.
• Hard Life in Country
• Hey Luciani!
• Hey! Marc Riley!
• Hot Aftershave Bop
• How I Wrote & Quot;Elastic Man & Quot ;
• I'm Into Cb
• It's The New Thing!
• Ivanhoes Two Pence
• Jingle Bell Rock
• Kicker Conspiracy
• Kimble
• Last Orders
• Lay of The Land
• Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
• Look Know
• Lucifer Over Lancashire
• Ludd Gang
• M. H. 's Jokes
• Mark'll Sink Us
• Medical Acceptance Gate
• Mere Pseud Mag Ed - Live Version
• Mess of My
• Neighborhood of Infinity
• No Bulbs
• Noel's Chemical Effluence
• Oh! Brother
• Passable
• Pat-trip Dispenser
• Pinball Machine
• Plug Myself In
• Psycho-mafia
• Psykick Dance Hall #2 -single Version
• Pumpkin Head Xscapes
• Putta Block
• Repetition
• Scareball
• Second Dark Age
• Simon, Dave John
• Slang King
• Slates, Slags Etc
• Sleep Debt Snatches
• Squid Law
• Stephen Song
• Stepping Out
• Ten Points
• The City Never Sleeps
• The Classical
• The Legend of Xanadu
• The Man Whose Head Expanded
• Theme from Error-orrori
• Three Points
• Totally Wired
• Touch Sensitive
• Village Bug
• Wigan Soul Poem
• Wings
• Words of Expectation
• Xmas With Simon
• Zagreb