Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life


Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life


Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack


Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to arab fighters
For m-cocktails to burn jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life


Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!


The siberian mushroom santa
Was in fact rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!


No lie, friend called david
He said he had a barney on corporation street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A fantastic lie


And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life


And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies


And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you


I walked right (west) round wakefield jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

• 2 by 4
• Arid Al's Dream
• Australians in Europe
• Backdrop
• Bingo-master's Breakout
• Birthday
• Blood Outta Stone
• Bug Day
• Butterflies 4 Brains
• C'n'c - Peel Session
• C. R. E. E. P.
• Calendar
• City Hobgoblins
• Clear Off!
• Cloud of Black
• Copped It
• Craigness
• Cruisers Creek
• Deadbeat Descendant
• Disney's Dream Debased
• Don't Take The Pizza
• Dr Buck's Letter
• Draygo's Guilt
• Dresden Dolls
• Ed's Babe
• Elf Prefix
• Elves
• Entitled
• Fantastic Life
• Glam Racket / Star
• God Box
• H. O. W.
• Hard Life in Country
• Hey Luciani!
• Hey! Marc Riley!
• Hot Aftershave Bop
• How I Wrote & Quot;Elastic Man & Quot ;
• I'm Into Cb
• It's The New Thing!
• Ivanhoes Two Pence
• Jingle Bell Rock
• Kicker Conspiracy
• Kimble
• Last Orders
• Lay of The Land
• Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
• Look Know
• Lucifer Over Lancashire
• Ludd Gang
• M. H. 's Jokes
• Mark'll Sink Us
• Medical Acceptance Gate
• Mere Pseud Mag Ed - Live Version
• Mess of My
• Neighborhood of Infinity
• No Bulbs
• Noel's Chemical Effluence
• Oh! Brother
• Passable
• Pat-trip Dispenser
• Pinball Machine
• Plug Myself In
• Psycho-mafia
• Psykick Dance Hall #2 -single Version
• Pumpkin Head Xscapes
• Putta Block
• Repetition
• Scareball
• Second Dark Age
• Simon, Dave John
• Slang King
• Slates, Slags Etc
• Sleep Debt Snatches
• Squid Law
• Stephen Song
• Stepping Out
• Ten Points
• The City Never Sleeps
• The Classical
• The Legend of Xanadu
• The Man Whose Head Expanded
• Theme from Error-orrori
• Three Points
• Totally Wired
• Touch Sensitive
• Village Bug
• Wigan Soul Poem
• Wings
• Words of Expectation
• Xmas With Simon
• Zagreb