By eric clapton and martin sharp

Twice upon a time in the valley of the tears
An auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the ice creams are all melting on the streets of bloody beer
While the beggars stain the pavements with flourescent christmas cheer
And the bentley-driving guru is putting up his price.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

And the prophets in the boutiques give out messages of hope
With jingle bells and fairy tales and blind colliding scopes
And you can tell they're all the same underneath the pretty lies.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

The yellow buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo
You can bring a bowl of rice and then a glass of water too
And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

• A Certain Girl by Naomi Neville
• Anyone for Tennis
• Baby What's Wrong
• Bernard Jenkins
• Comin' Home
• Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
• Got to Get Better in a Little While
• Heaven is One Step Away
• Hello Old Friend
• Honey in Your Hips
• I Ain't Got You
• I Can't Stand It
• I Feel Free
• I Found a Love
• Key to The Highway
• Lawdy Mama
• Miss You
• Motherless Children
• Roll It Over
• Sign Language
• Sleeping in The Ground
• Snake Lake Blues
• Someone Like You
• Spoonful
• Strange Brew
• Sunshine of Your Love
• Tales of Brave Ulysses
• The Shape You're In
• Too Bad
• Wanna Make Love to You
• White Room
• Wrapping Paper