(words & music by weisman - wayne)
Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party
Look who's back, stay away joe
Chock taw, chick a shaw, gonna drink me hearty
Welcome back, stay away joe

Stay away joe they call me
Stay away joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!

Who keeps turnin' up like a bad penny
Take one guess, stay away joe
Always findin' trouble a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know

Stay away joe they call me
Stay away joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Ho!

When two lips are right for the pickin'
Who crops up
I love them and leave them screamin' 'n kickin'
Giddy up look at him look at him go

Stay away joe they call me
Stay away joe oh yeah!
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho!
Hey!

• A Boy Like Me, a Girl Like You
• A Cane & a High Starched Collar
• A House That Has Everything
• A World of Our Own
• Adam & Evil
• All I Needed Was The Rain
• All That I Am
• Allб En El & Quot;Rancho Grande & Quot ;
• Almost
• Almost in Love
• Angel
• Animal Instinct
• Anyone
• Baby, if You'll Give Me All of Your Love
• Bad Nauheim Medley
• Barefoot Ballad
• Beach Shack
• Because of Love
• Beginner's Luck
• Blue River
• Bringin' It Back
• Britches
• Catchin' on Fast
• Change of Habit
• Charro
• Chesay
• City by Night
• Clambake
• Come Along
• Confidence
• Cotton Candy Land
• Could I Fall in Love
• Cross My Heart & Hope to Die
• Dainty Little Moonbeams
• Do Not Disturb
• Do The Clam
• Dominic
• Don't Think Twice It's All Right
• Down by The Riverside & when The Saints Come Marching In
• Drums of The Islands
• Earth Boy
• Easy Come, Easy Go
• Echoes of Love
• El Toro
• Everybody Come Aboard
• Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers
• Five Sleepy Heads
• Flaming Star
• Fools Rush In
• For Lovin' Me
• Forget Me Never
• Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce
• Frankie & Johnny
• Froggy Went a Courtin'
• Fun in Acapulco
• Girls! Girls! Girls!
• Go East, Young Man
• Golden Coins
• Guadalajara
• Happy Ending
• Hard Luck
• Harem Holiday
• Have a Happy
• He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad
• Heart of Rome
• Hey Little Girl
• Hey, Hey, Hey
• His Latest Flame
• Home is Where The Heart Is
• House of Sand
• How Would You Like to Be?
• I Can Help
• I Don't Wanna Be Tied
• I Don't Want To
• I Got Lucky
• I Love Only One Girl
• I Shall Be Released
• I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
• I Was Born About Ten Thousand Years Ago
• I'll Be Back
• I'll Never Know
• I'll Take Love
• I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Cry
• I'm Not The Marrying Kind
• I've Got to Find My Baby
• In My Way
• It Won't Be Long
• It's Diff'rent Now
• It's Your Baby, You Rock It
• Just a Little Bit
• Kismet
• Lady Madonna
• Let Us Pray
• Let's Be Friends
• Let's Forget About The Stars
• Life
• Long Legged Girl
• Long Lonely Highway
• Look Out Broadway
• Love Me, Love The Life I Lead
• Mama
• Marguerita
• Mexico
• Mirage
• My Desert Serenade
• Never Ending
• Never Say Yes
• Old Macdonald
• Once is Enough
• One Boy Two Little Girls
• Only Believe
• Padre
• Paradise, Hawaiian Style
• Petunia The Gardener's Daughter
• Plantation Rock
• Please Don't Stop Loving Me
• Put Your Hand in The Hand
• Queenie Wahine's Papaya
• Raised on Rock
• Riding The Rainbow
• Sand Castles
• Scratch My Back
• Shake a Hand
• Shake That Tambourine
• She's a Machine
• Shout It Out
• Sing You Children
• Slowly but Surely
• Smokey Mountain Boy
• Smorgasbord
• Snowbird
• Song of The Shrimp
• Sound Advice
• Speedway
• Spring Fever
• Startin' Tonight
• Stay Away Joe
• Stop Where You Are
• Sweet Angeline
• Sylvia
• Take Me to The Fair
• Teddy Bear
• Tender Feeling
• The Bullfighter Was a Lady
• The Girl I Never Loved
• The Love Machine
• The Meanest Girl in Town
• The Twelfth of Never
• The Walls Have Ears
• The Whiffenpoof Song
• There is So Much World to See
• There's Gold in The Mountains
• This is Living
• This is My Heaven
• This is Our Dance
• Thrill of Your Love
• Tomorrow Never Comes
• Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus / Nearer My God to Thee
• Unchained Melody
• Vino, Dinero Y Amor
• Violet
• We Can Make The Morning
• We'll Be Together
• We're Coming in Loaded
• Western Union
• What Every Woman Lives For
• What Now, What Next, Where To
• When I'm Over You
• Who Are You
• Who Needs Money
• Wisdom of The Ages
• Wolf Call
• Woman Without Love
• Wonderful World
• Yoga is as Yoga Does
• You Better Run
• You Can't Say No in Acapulco
• You Gotta Stop
• You're The Only Star in My Blue Heaven