(burt bacharach/hal david)
What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

• Alibi Factory
• Almost Ideal Eyes
• Back on My Feet
• Bright Blue Times
• Brilliant Disguise
• Burnt Sugar is So Bitter
• Come Away, Death
• Don't Be Careless Love
• Everyday I Write The Book
• Fall of The World's Own Optimist
• Forty-five
• Gigi
• Heart-shaped Bruise
• Honey, Are You Straight
• I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself
• I Throw My Toys Around
• I'll Never Fall in Love Again
• It Tears Me Up
• Lesson in Cruelty
• Life Shrinks
• Little Goody Two Shoes
• Long Journey Home
• Lost in The Stars
• Lovers That Never Were
• Mischievous Ghost
• Mistress & Maid
• My Mood Swings
• O, Mistress Mine
• Party Party
• Put Your Big Toe in The Milk of Human Kindness
• She
• St Stephen's Day Murders
• Suspect My Tears
• That Day is Done
• The King of The Unknown Sea
• The Night Before Larry Was Stretched
• The Only Daddy That'll
• The Unfailing Welcome to The Voice
• Tommy's Coming Home
• Twenty-five Fingers
• Weird Nightmare
• What Do I Do Now?
• When That I Was & a Little Tiny Boy
• Withered & Died
• You Want Her Too