Music by elton john
Lyrics by bernie taupin
Available on the south park album chef aid

Got this bug-eyed girl
Cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth, chitter chatter
She's dresed up like a cemetary, like a cemetary

Snow-bound all winter
Blue lips on my cheek
Little tongue's prattlin', rattlin'
Talking 'bout them hometown geeks, them home-town geeks

Wake up wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'

Can you feel it
It's chilly and a-freezin'
Wake up wendy, moods are changing
I got a reason, you got a feeling
Wake up wendy, love's in season

Feels like a steam clean
When she washes me
Valves a-bustin', pumps a-hissin'
Just peel me off the ceiling, off the ceiling

Chill-eyed, bug-eyed girl
Zap me into cinders
Pop the thermal mumbo jumbo
Melt me with your little fingers, with your little fingers

• 20th Century Blues
• 71-75 New Oxford Street
• A Dandelion Dies in The Wind
• A Simple Man
• Abide With Me
• Amneris' Letter
• And The Clock Goes Round
• Angel Tree
• Annabella Umberella
• Another Pyramid
• Baby I Miss You
• Basque
• Big Man in a Little Suit
• Billy & The Kids
• Billy's Bag
• Breakdown Blues
• But Not for Me
• Can't Get Over Getting Over Losing You
• Candle in The Wind 1997
• Chapel of Love
• Choc Ice Goes Mental
• Conquer The Sun
• Dancing in The End Zone
• Dick Barton Theme
• Don't Stop
• Dreamboat
• Ducktail Jiver
• Earn While You Learn
• Easy as Life
• Elaborate Lives
• Enchantment Passing Through
• Fat Boys & Ugly Girls
• Flames of Paradise
• Flintstone Boy
• Fools in Fashion
• From Denver to L. a.
• Get Out
• God Knows
• Hey Papa Legba
• Highlander
• Hognuts Blues
• Honey Man
• Hour Glass
• How I Know You
• I Can't Go on Living Without You
• I Cry at Night
• I Get a Little Bit Lonely
• I Know Why I'm in Love
• I Love You & That's All That Matters
• I'm Your Man
• If I Were a Carpenter
• In The Morning
• Indian Maiden
• Into The Jungle
• Is It You
• Je Veux De La Tendresse
• Last Night
• Last to Arrive
• Les Aveux
• Like Father Like Son
• Little Island
• Lonely Boy
• Lonely Man
• Lord of The Flies
• Love Adventure
• Love is a Cannibal
• Love is Here to Stay
• Love is Worth Waiting For
• Love So Cold
• Lovesick
• Loving You is Sweeter Than Ever
• Mairi Gay Charan Ko Jatee Hay
• Marching in Milan
• Medicine Man
• Mellow Yellow
• My Strongest Suit
• Needles & Pins
• Not Me
• Queen
• Quick Joey Small
• Red
• Regimental Sergeant Zippo
• Reminds Me of You
• Rollercoaster
• Rolling Western Union
• Rope Around a Fool
• Sara's Coming Back
• Scarecrow
• Season of The Rain
• Sing Me No Sad Songs
• Sitting Doing Nothing
• Snookeroo
• Snow Queen
• Some Other World
• Someone to Watch Over Me
• Song for You
• Stand by Your Man
• Steal Away Child
• Suit of Wolves
• Sweetheart on Parade
• Tactics
• Take Me Down to The Ocean
• Taking The Sun from My Eyes
• Tartan Coloured Lady
• Thank You for All Your Loving
• That's What Friends Are For
• The Flowers Will Never Die
• The Goaldigger Song
• The Gods Love Nubia
• The Last Good Man in My Life
• The Letter
• The Man Who Never Died
• The Measure of a Man
• The Muse
• The Pacifier
• The Tide Will Turn for Rebecca
• There is Still a Little Love
• There's Still Time for Me
• Through The Storm
• Time Has Told Me
• Timothy
• Tortured
• Trio
• Turn to Me
• Velvet Fountain
• Wake up Wendy
• Way to Blue
• When I Was Tealby Abbey
• When The First Tear Shows
• Where It's At
• White Man Danger
• Wild Love
• Woolly Bully
• You'll Be Sorry to See Me Go