Music by elton john
Lyrics by bernie taupin
Released as a uk b-side in 1981

He's so sophisticated
In a critic's eye
He needs a change of habit
But then so do i
He's all zefferelli
In cool loose clothes
He needs to be rewired
He's plugged on overload

So crisp and new
Well it had to be
I guess he needs a change
From the likes of me
If he should lose some color
When he leaves the sun
I'm sure a little braggi
Wouldn't hurt no one

'cause when the fool's in fashion
He's attracting everyone
He'll be the head of your list
He'll be your dinner guest
If he's the center of attention
Looks like the fool's in fashion

You had your pound of flesh
You got the driver's seat
Well you can keep the car
But I'd like the meat
'cause there must be plenty
Down in the cutting room
It's so tough to suffer
When you want the moon

• 20th Century Blues
• 71-75 New Oxford Street
• A Dandelion Dies in The Wind
• A Simple Man
• Abide With Me
• Amneris' Letter
• And The Clock Goes Round
• Angel Tree
• Annabella Umberella
• Another Pyramid
• Baby I Miss You
• Basque
• Big Man in a Little Suit
• Billy & The Kids
• Billy's Bag
• Breakdown Blues
• But Not for Me
• Can't Get Over Getting Over Losing You
• Candle in The Wind 1997
• Chapel of Love
• Choc Ice Goes Mental
• Conquer The Sun
• Dancing in The End Zone
• Dick Barton Theme
• Don't Stop
• Dreamboat
• Ducktail Jiver
• Earn While You Learn
• Easy as Life
• Elaborate Lives
• Enchantment Passing Through
• Fat Boys & Ugly Girls
• Flames of Paradise
• Flintstone Boy
• Fools in Fashion
• From Denver to L. a.
• Get Out
• God Knows
• Hey Papa Legba
• Highlander
• Hognuts Blues
• Honey Man
• Hour Glass
• How I Know You
• I Can't Go on Living Without You
• I Cry at Night
• I Get a Little Bit Lonely
• I Know Why I'm in Love
• I Love You & That's All That Matters
• I'm Your Man
• If I Were a Carpenter
• In The Morning
• Indian Maiden
• Into The Jungle
• Is It You
• Je Veux De La Tendresse
• Last Night
• Last to Arrive
• Les Aveux
• Like Father Like Son
• Little Island
• Lonely Boy
• Lonely Man
• Lord of The Flies
• Love Adventure
• Love is a Cannibal
• Love is Here to Stay
• Love is Worth Waiting For
• Love So Cold
• Lovesick
• Loving You is Sweeter Than Ever
• Mairi Gay Charan Ko Jatee Hay
• Marching in Milan
• Medicine Man
• Mellow Yellow
• My Strongest Suit
• Needles & Pins
• Not Me
• Queen
• Quick Joey Small
• Red
• Regimental Sergeant Zippo
• Reminds Me of You
• Rollercoaster
• Rolling Western Union
• Rope Around a Fool
• Sara's Coming Back
• Scarecrow
• Season of The Rain
• Sing Me No Sad Songs
• Sitting Doing Nothing
• Snookeroo
• Snow Queen
• Some Other World
• Someone to Watch Over Me
• Song for You
• Stand by Your Man
• Steal Away Child
• Suit of Wolves
• Sweetheart on Parade
• Tactics
• Take Me Down to The Ocean
• Taking The Sun from My Eyes
• Tartan Coloured Lady
• Thank You for All Your Loving
• That's What Friends Are For
• The Flowers Will Never Die
• The Goaldigger Song
• The Gods Love Nubia
• The Last Good Man in My Life
• The Letter
• The Man Who Never Died
• The Measure of a Man
• The Muse
• The Pacifier
• The Tide Will Turn for Rebecca
• There is Still a Little Love
• There's Still Time for Me
• Through The Storm
• Time Has Told Me
• Timothy
• Tortured
• Trio
• Turn to Me
• Velvet Fountain
• Wake up Wendy
• Way to Blue
• When I Was Tealby Abbey
• When The First Tear Shows
• Where It's At
• White Man Danger
• Wild Love
• Woolly Bully
• You'll Be Sorry to See Me Go