There's a girl next door to me who's round the bend
But she wonders why she can't make any friends
From her garden she could see me
In her silver-clad bikini
Singing, dancing round her fruit tree

Here we go round the lemon tree
Mister, can't you hear me
Here we go round the lemon tree
Mister, don't come near me

Could I calm her down by throwing stones at her
If only I could make the right approach to her
Think I'd rather tame a tiger
Turn those lemons into cider
Still I'd like to get beside her

Chorus

Three o'clock in the morning
I could her her toneless singing
I could smell her lemon perfume in the air
I walked up to the window
In the hope that I might see her
Could the deadly shade of night still bring her there

Chorus

Morning came and into action went my plans
Went to meet her dressed in bright green underpants
I crept in and sang discreetly
Seemed to change your mind discreetly
Danced together singing sweetly

Chorus

Chorus

• A Better Life
• After All
• Ain't Necessarily So
• All Fall Down
• All Over The World
• Auntie -
• Baby I Apologize
• Beatles Forever
• Beautiful Daughter
• Ben Crawley Steel Company
• Bev's Trousers -
• Big Chief Woolley Bosher
• Blackberry Way
• Blown Away
• Bluebird
• Borderline
• Bouncer
• Brontosaurus
• Buildings Have Eyes
• California Man
• Caught in a Trap
• Cherry Blossom Clinic
• Cherry Blossom Clinic Revisited
• Chinatown
• Come With Me
• Curly
• Daytripper
• Dear Elaine
• Destination Unknown
• Disturbance
• Doin' That Crazy Thing
• Don't Let Go
• Don't Make My Baby Blue
• Don't Mess Me Up
• Don't Say Good-bye
• Don't Walk Away
• Down Home Town
• Down on The Bay
• Drum Dreams
• Ella James
• End of The Road
• Every Little Thing
• Feel Too Good
• Fields of People
• Fire Brigade
• Flowers in The Rain
• Follow Me Follow
• Girl at The Window
• Goin' Down to Rio
• Going Home
• Great Balls of Fire
• Grieg's Piano Concerto in a Minor
• Happy Birthday
• Heavy Head
• Hello My Old Friend
• Hello Susie
• Helpless
• Hey Grandma
• Hurry up John
• I Can Hear The Grass Grow
• I Like My Toys
• I'm Alive
• I'm Gone
• Indian Queen
• It Wasn't My Idea to Dance
• It'll Be Me
• It's Only The Dog
• Julie Don't Live Here
• Kilroy Was Here
• King of The Universe
• Let It Run
• Let There Be Drums
• Lift Me Up
• Lightning Never Strikes Twice
• Long Black Road
• Looking On
• Love Changes All
• Lucky Man
• Mandalay
• Matter of Fact
• Message from The Country
• Mik's Solo/orange Blossom Special
• Mist on a Monday Morning
• My Marge
• My Woman -
• Night of Fear
• No Time
• No Way Out
• Nobody Home
• Now You're Gone
• Omnibus
• On With The Show
• Open up Said The World at The Door
• Pie in The Sky
• Please No More Sad Songs
• Reminds Me of You
• Save Me Now
• Sea of Dreams
• September Song
• Sirens
• Sitting in My Tree
• So You Want to Be a Rock 'n Roll Star
• Someone's Knocking
• Something
• Something Else
• Sooner or Later
• Stephanie Knows Who
• Stormy Weather
• Sunshine Help Me
• Tears in Your Life
• The Birthday
• The Disturbance
• The Fall
• The Girl Outside
• The Lady Who Said She Could Fly
• The Last Thing on My Mind
• The Lemon Tree
• The Minister
• The Morning Sunshine
• The Skeleton & The Roundabout
• The Words of Aaron
• This Time Tomorrow
• Tonight
• Turkish Tram Conductor Blues
• Until Your Moma's Gone
• Useless Information
• Video
• Vote for Me
• Walk Upon The Water
• Wave Your Flag & Stop The Train
• Weekend
• What Would It Take
• What?
• When Alice Comes Back to The Farm
• When Time Stood Still
• Who's That?
• Wild Tiger Woman
• Wild Times
• Witness
• Xanadu
• Yellow Rainbow
• Your Friend