They don't write songs like that anymore!

You turn me off, and then you leave me in here
And then I'm scratching at, your door, begging you for, some more
You make me hide, so your friends can come inside, and tell me to be quiet
I make some noise and I hear this haggled voice yelling hey what's the riot?
And I hear you say...

It's only the dog
Or maybe the cat
Or maybe the bird
Uh huh honey it's only me

He jumps off, his chair, said I'm a gonna look in there
My heart hits, the floor, as he came toward the door
He opened up to see, and fortunately for me, I resembled sherpa jacket
He closed the door, admitted he was wrong, about all the racket
Then I heard you say...

It's only the dog
Or maybe the cat
Or maybe it's that bird
Uh huh honey it's only me

Finally, your friends, say they're gonna be goin'
Couldn't wait to hear, hey, you come out now boy, it's all clear
Gave me the sign, I was out in record time, but to my surprise
From under the bed came my friend ed
From behind the drapes came 'cousin and along with the guys'
Now what you gonna say?

It's only the dog
Or maybe the cat
Or maybe it's that bird
Uh huh honey it's only me

• A Better Life
• After All
• Ain't Necessarily So
• All Fall Down
• All Over The World
• Auntie -
• Baby I Apologize
• Beatles Forever
• Beautiful Daughter
• Ben Crawley Steel Company
• Bev's Trousers -
• Big Chief Woolley Bosher
• Blackberry Way
• Blown Away
• Bluebird
• Borderline
• Bouncer
• Brontosaurus
• Buildings Have Eyes
• California Man
• Caught in a Trap
• Cherry Blossom Clinic
• Cherry Blossom Clinic Revisited
• Chinatown
• Come With Me
• Curly
• Daytripper
• Dear Elaine
• Destination Unknown
• Disturbance
• Doin' That Crazy Thing
• Don't Let Go
• Don't Make My Baby Blue
• Don't Mess Me Up
• Don't Say Good-bye
• Don't Walk Away
• Down Home Town
• Down on The Bay
• Drum Dreams
• Ella James
• End of The Road
• Every Little Thing
• Feel Too Good
• Fields of People
• Fire Brigade
• Flowers in The Rain
• Follow Me Follow
• Girl at The Window
• Goin' Down to Rio
• Going Home
• Great Balls of Fire
• Grieg's Piano Concerto in a Minor
• Happy Birthday
• Heavy Head
• Hello My Old Friend
• Hello Susie
• Helpless
• Hey Grandma
• Hurry up John
• I Can Hear The Grass Grow
• I Like My Toys
• I'm Alive
• I'm Gone
• Indian Queen
• It Wasn't My Idea to Dance
• It'll Be Me
• It's Only The Dog
• Julie Don't Live Here
• Kilroy Was Here
• King of The Universe
• Let It Run
• Let There Be Drums
• Lift Me Up
• Lightning Never Strikes Twice
• Long Black Road
• Looking On
• Love Changes All
• Lucky Man
• Mandalay
• Matter of Fact
• Message from The Country
• Mik's Solo/orange Blossom Special
• Mist on a Monday Morning
• My Marge
• My Woman -
• Night of Fear
• No Time
• No Way Out
• Nobody Home
• Now You're Gone
• Omnibus
• On With The Show
• Open up Said The World at The Door
• Pie in The Sky
• Please No More Sad Songs
• Reminds Me of You
• Save Me Now
• Sea of Dreams
• September Song
• Sirens
• Sitting in My Tree
• So You Want to Be a Rock 'n Roll Star
• Someone's Knocking
• Something
• Something Else
• Sooner or Later
• Stephanie Knows Who
• Stormy Weather
• Sunshine Help Me
• Tears in Your Life
• The Birthday
• The Disturbance
• The Fall
• The Girl Outside
• The Lady Who Said She Could Fly
• The Last Thing on My Mind
• The Lemon Tree
• The Minister
• The Morning Sunshine
• The Skeleton & The Roundabout
• The Words of Aaron
• This Time Tomorrow
• Tonight
• Turkish Tram Conductor Blues
• Until Your Moma's Gone
• Useless Information
• Video
• Vote for Me
• Walk Upon The Water
• Wave Your Flag & Stop The Train
• Weekend
• What Would It Take
• What?
• When Alice Comes Back to The Farm
• When Time Stood Still
• Who's That?
• Wild Tiger Woman
• Wild Times
• Witness
• Xanadu
• Yellow Rainbow
• Your Friend