I have a trainset and a garage full of cars
And a soldier with a gun
My mother says I should have more resposibility
As I'm nearly 31

I have a plane, I have a crane
That can lift up all my trains and all my cars
I have a boat that doesn't float
But a big machine that takes me to the stars

But my mother says I should get a job
Or my father she will tell
She says 16 years is a long enough rest
Though I say that I'm not well

I have a trainset and a garage full of cars
And a soldier with a gun
My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games
And she'll say I'm not her son

But your mother says you should get a job
Or your father she will tell
She says 16 years is a long enough rest
Though you say that you're not well

I had a plane, I had a crane
That could lift up all my trains and all my cars
I had a boat that couldn't float
So my machine and me are going to the stars

• A Better Life
• After All
• Ain't Necessarily So
• All Fall Down
• All Over The World
• Auntie -
• Baby I Apologize
• Beatles Forever
• Beautiful Daughter
• Ben Crawley Steel Company
• Bev's Trousers -
• Big Chief Woolley Bosher
• Blackberry Way
• Blown Away
• Bluebird
• Borderline
• Bouncer
• Brontosaurus
• Buildings Have Eyes
• California Man
• Caught in a Trap
• Cherry Blossom Clinic
• Cherry Blossom Clinic Revisited
• Chinatown
• Come With Me
• Curly
• Daytripper
• Dear Elaine
• Destination Unknown
• Disturbance
• Doin' That Crazy Thing
• Don't Let Go
• Don't Make My Baby Blue
• Don't Mess Me Up
• Don't Say Good-bye
• Don't Walk Away
• Down Home Town
• Down on The Bay
• Drum Dreams
• Ella James
• End of The Road
• Every Little Thing
• Feel Too Good
• Fields of People
• Fire Brigade
• Flowers in The Rain
• Follow Me Follow
• Girl at The Window
• Goin' Down to Rio
• Going Home
• Great Balls of Fire
• Grieg's Piano Concerto in a Minor
• Happy Birthday
• Heavy Head
• Hello My Old Friend
• Hello Susie
• Helpless
• Hey Grandma
• Hurry up John
• I Can Hear The Grass Grow
• I Like My Toys
• I'm Alive
• I'm Gone
• Indian Queen
• It Wasn't My Idea to Dance
• It'll Be Me
• It's Only The Dog
• Julie Don't Live Here
• Kilroy Was Here
• King of The Universe
• Let It Run
• Let There Be Drums
• Lift Me Up
• Lightning Never Strikes Twice
• Long Black Road
• Looking On
• Love Changes All
• Lucky Man
• Mandalay
• Matter of Fact
• Message from The Country
• Mik's Solo/orange Blossom Special
• Mist on a Monday Morning
• My Marge
• My Woman -
• Night of Fear
• No Time
• No Way Out
• Nobody Home
• Now You're Gone
• Omnibus
• On With The Show
• Open up Said The World at The Door
• Pie in The Sky
• Please No More Sad Songs
• Reminds Me of You
• Save Me Now
• Sea of Dreams
• September Song
• Sirens
• Sitting in My Tree
• So You Want to Be a Rock 'n Roll Star
• Someone's Knocking
• Something
• Something Else
• Sooner or Later
• Stephanie Knows Who
• Stormy Weather
• Sunshine Help Me
• Tears in Your Life
• The Birthday
• The Disturbance
• The Fall
• The Girl Outside
• The Lady Who Said She Could Fly
• The Last Thing on My Mind
• The Lemon Tree
• The Minister
• The Morning Sunshine
• The Skeleton & The Roundabout
• The Words of Aaron
• This Time Tomorrow
• Tonight
• Turkish Tram Conductor Blues
• Until Your Moma's Gone
• Useless Information
• Video
• Vote for Me
• Walk Upon The Water
• Wave Your Flag & Stop The Train
• Weekend
• What Would It Take
• What?
• When Alice Comes Back to The Farm
• When Time Stood Still
• Who's That?
• Wild Tiger Woman
• Wild Times
• Witness
• Xanadu
• Yellow Rainbow
• Your Friend