Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me
Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree
You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss
Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
Cause of pms blues, pms blues
I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help
I got those God almighty, slap somebody pms blues
Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold
But when I'm pms I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same
You poor old men didn't have to grin and say I feel your pain
Pms blues, pms blues
You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do
I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying pms blues

But you know we can't help it
We don't even know the cause
But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause
Oh, lord, oh, lord
We're going to always be a heap of fun
Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
Everybody's suffering, huh?

But a woman had to write this song, a man would be scared to
Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
Those pms blues
You know we'd kill for less than that
Pms blues
You don't want to cross my path
Cause a pitbull ain't no match
For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention
Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'
Got no patience, I'm so hateful
Pms blues, premenstrual syndrome
Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin'
Nothin' fits me when it hits me
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin'
Pms blues

It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man
But you know that only means one thing
If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute
With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman
With those old pms blues
Pms blues
I don't want to talk about it, we both could do without it
Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back
Gone ballistic, unrealistic
Awful lowdown, bitch to be around
Pms blues

• A Christmas to Remember
• A Cowboy's Ways
• Almost in Love
• Applejack
• Better Part of Life
• Blue Me
• Boulder to Birmingham
• Brave Little Soldier
• Bubbling Over
• Burning
• Burning to Burned
• Busy Signal
• Butterflies
• Calm on The Water
• Christmas Without You
• Could I Have Your Autograph
• Cry, Cry Darlin'
• D. I. V. O. R. C. E.
• Dirty Job
• Don't Let It Trouble Your Mind
• Down
• Down from Dover
• Down on Music Row
• Downtown
• Dumb Blonde
• Dump The Dude
• Elusive Butterfly
• Even a Fool Would Let Go
• Evening Shade
• Everyday Hero
• Fish Out of Water
• Fuel to The Flame
• Gamble Either Way
• Getting in My Way
• Great Balls of Fire
• Hard Candy Christmas
• Harper Valley Pta
• He's a Go Getter
• Heartsong
• Help
• Higher & Higher
• Holdin' on to You
• How Does It Feel
• I Believe in Santa Claus
• I Can't Help Myself
• I Couldn't Wait Forever
• I Don't Want to Throw Rice
• I Know You by Heart
• I Really Don't Want to Know
• I Took Him for Granted
• I Walk The Line
• I Wasted My Tears
• I'll Oil Wells Love You
• I'm a Drifter
• I'm in No Condition
• I'm Not Worth The Tears
• Islands in The Stream
• Jealous Heart
• Kentucky Gambler
• Letter to Heaven
• Life's Like Poetry
• Little Blossom
• Little Sparrow
• Livin' a Lie
• Make Love Work
• Making Believe
• Mine
• Mommie, Ain't That Daddy
• More Than I Can Say
• Never Ending Love
• Old Black Kettle
• Once in a Very Blue Moon
• Once Upon a Christmas
• One Emotion After Another
• One of Those Days
• Pms Blues
• Preacher Tom
• Precious Memories
• Queen of The Tabloids
• Red Hot Screaming Love
• Robert
• Satisfied
• Savin' It for You
• Send Me The Pillow That You Dream On
• Shattered Image
• She Don't Love You
• Slow Healing Heart
• Something Fishy
• Star of The Show
• Stay Out of My Bedroom
• Still on Your Mind
• Straight Talk
• Sweet Summer Lovin'
• Take Me Back to The Country
• The Christmas Song
• The Company You Keep
• The Fire That Keeps You Warm
• The Giving & The Taking
• The Great Pretender
• The Greatest Gift of All
• The Little Things
• The Moon Stars, & Me
• The River Unbroken
• There
• Thought I Couldn't Dance
• Tie Our Love
• Time for Me to Fly
• Too Lonely Too Long
• Turn Turn Turn
• Two Little Orphans
• Two Lovers
• Unlikely Angel
• Wait 'til I Get You Home
• Walter Henry Hagan
• Wayfaring Stranger
• We Had It All
• We Might Be in Love
• We'll Sing in The Sunshine
• What Do You Think About Loving
• What is It My Love
• When The Sun Goes Down Tomorrow
• When You Tell Me That You Love Me
• Where Beauty Lives in Memory
• Why, Why, Why
• Wild Texas Wind
• With Bells On
• Wrong Direction Home
• You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling
• Your Kisses Are Charity