I met a girl, she was a frog princess
I guess I ought to make it clear
That I saw nothing through her see-through dress
Until she whispered in my ear

You don't really love me and I don't really mind
'cause I don't love anybody,
That stuff is just a waste of time
Your place or mine?

I met a girl, she was a complete mess
I should've left her well aloneЎєbut oh no, not me!
I had to see if underneath that dress
Her heart was really made of stone

I met a girl, she was a frog princess
And yes I do regret it now
But how was I to know that just one kiss
Could turn my frog into a cow?

And now I'm rid of her I must confess
To thinking 'bout what might have been
And I can visualise my frog princess
Beneath a shining guillotine

You don't really love me and I don't really mind
'cause I don't love anybody,
I come and go through people's love lives
Your place or mine?

• A Woman of The World
• Becoming More Like Alfie
• Charge
• In Out in Paris & London
• Middle-class Heroes
• Something for The Weekend
• Songs of Love
• The Dogs & The Horses
• The Frog Princess
• Theme from Casanova
• Through a Long & Sleepless Night