Have you heard about the latest craze
That's sweepin' across the nation
All the punks from coast to coast
Have discovered an old invention:

Your hair's too long
Man, you're a queer
You're too new wave
Put down that beerЎ­
And
Do the slagЎєlook at 'em run
Do the slagЎєhey you scum
Do the slagЎєain't it fun
Do the slagЎєlet's all be dumb
Badmouth people we don't know
Make sure it's behind their backs
Don't let new people in our scene
It's more fun than having a friend
We'll slag everyone each and every night
So we can pretend that we're all right
Make those pricks feel just so small
We'll show the world that we're three feet tall

Slander their integrity
Doubt their humanity
Talk about their haircuts
Are their politics correct?

Do the slag!
Don't let those sissies on the floor
They're unhip, man, they bought the wrong clothes
Let's all do the latest craze
'cause having allies never pays
We'll slag everyone each and every night
So we can pretend that we're all right
Make those pricks feel just so small
We'll show the world that we're three feet tall

• A Commercial
• Anarchy for Sale
• Cesspools in Eden
• Dear Abby
• Do The Slag
• Fleshdunce
• Gone With My Wind
• Hop With The Jet Set
• I Spy
• Macho Insecurity
• One-way Ticket to Pluto
• Rambozo The Clown
• Shrink
• Take This Job & Shove It
• The Great Wall
• Triumph of The Swill