One day when I was home alone
Just me and the dog holding the phone
I gave my pal a piece of cheese
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go
Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far
Or or or or or or or to the door

There was shit and piss all over the place
My dog Wallace had gone to pieces
There was a revolting oder in the air
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes

• 1967
• Argh Fuck Kill
• Bedtime Story
• Black Sabbath
• Die Sinner Die
• Dogfarts
• Germ Attack
• I Killed Mommy
• I'm My Own God
• Inside My Head
• Kill The Hosers
• My Girl
• Proud To Be Canadian
• Religious Bumfucks
• Scared Of People
• Stupid Songs
• Stupid World
• Suicide
• The Idiot
• Used To Be In Love
• Wake Up America