I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and muk-fluk-chuk-buk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole...

I'm the only gay eskimo
Only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe.

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