(Richard Carpenter)

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
May I have a moment with you,
For there is something I've got to say
and please don't let it scare you away.

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
I have seen you go through a day,
You're ev'ry-thing a robot lives for,
walk in at night and roll out the door at five.

You reflect the company image,
you maintain their rules to live by,
Shine your shoes, let's keep a neat haircut
now that you're wearing a coat and tie.

Mister Guder, say Mister Guder,
someday soon you may realize
you've blown your life just playing a game
where no one wins but ev'ry one stays the same.

• (They Long To Be) Close To You
• A Song For You
• All You Get from Love is a Love Song
• Bless The Beasts And The Children
• California Dreamin'
• Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
• For All We Know
• Goodbye to Love
• Hurting Each Other
• I Believe You
• I Just Fall in Love Again
• I Need to Be in Love
• I Won't Last A Day Without You
• It's Going to Take Some Time
• Jambalaya (On the Bayou)
• Karen's Theme
• Leave Yesterday Behind
• Let Me Be The One
• Make Believe It's Your First Time
• Maybe It's You
• Merry Christmas, Darling
• Mr. Guder
• Only Yesterday
• Please Mr. Postman
• Rainy Days & Mondays
• Reason to Believe
• Sing
• Solitaire
• Superstar
• Sweet, Sweet Smile
• The Rainbow Connection
• There's a Kind of Hush
• This Masquerade
• Ticket to Ride
• Top of The World
• Touch Me when We're Dancing
• Tryin' to Get The Feeling Again
• We've Only Just Begun
• Yesterday Once More
• Your Baby Doesn't Love You Anymore