I'm writing a song all about you.
A true song as real as my tears.
But you've no need to fear it
Cause no one will hear it.
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

I'll tell all about how you cheated.
I'd like for the whole world to hear.
I'd like to get even
With you cause you're leavin'.
But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

It's a good thing that I'm not a star.
You don't know how lucky you are.
Though my record may say it,
No one will play it.
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year.

It's a good thing that I'm not a star.
You don't know how lucky you are.

• Daria
• Frank Sinatra
• Friend is a Four Letter Word
• I Will Survive
• It's Coming Down
• Italian Leather Sofa
• Nugget
• Open Book
• Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
• Race Car Ya-yas
• Sad Songs & Waltzes
• She'll Come Back to Me
• Stickshifts & Safetybelts
• The Distance