(c.w. mccall, bill fries, chip davis)

Ev'ry evenin', when the sun goes down
And nobody can see me
I get my chevy an' I cruise around
Makin' love on my cb
I say, breaker broker for the wolfman, baby
We lookin' for red ridin' hoods
We definitely wants to modulate
We on the side, in the woods

[chorus]
Two-way lovin'
That's all I want to doo-woo-woo
Two-way lovin'
That's all I ever want to doo-oo-oo-oo-oo

An' she say my, what a big pair of ears you have.

[chorus]
Mama wants an eighty-eight

Now the other evenin' I was all alone
Wasn't nothin' to do
I called my baby on my microphone
Says, hello, where is you?
She said her twenty was a-grandma's place
(which is down in the woods)
I ask her do she want to modulate?
Like a good hood should

[chorus]
Love me baby, hold me tight
Kiss me with your little mike
Don't you turn your squelch on me
Two-way lovin'
That's all I ever want to doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo

Doo-doo?
She say, my, what a big 10-4 you have, baby

[chorus]
Mama hold your mike up tight
Daddy treat your beaver right
Gonna modulate all night

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