It was christmas eve, I was standin' in the parking lot
Of fabulous girls, nude - nude - nude
In the car next to me there was a young lady givin' a blow-job
To a man in a santa claus suit
His beard was crooked, his hat askew
Embarrassed, I turned to go
When from the back seat of that mazda I heard somebody shout oh baby, don't
Stop

And a merry ho-ho-ho

When I walked inside, I ordered a beer and a double shot of whisk
And in three minutes I had fallen in love
The dj announced ladies and gentlemen, from forth worth, texas: lady godiva
And I sat and worshipped 'neath the angel above
At the end of her set she brushed her hair
Came and sat on the stool to my right
And said will you buy me a drink?
My heart beats fast, my trousers grew tight
And wittily I replied uhhh....

She showed me a picture of her kid
Said during the day she's an art student
She dances six nights a week for slobs and idiots like this
Of course, present company excluded.

On donner, on dancer, on comet, on blitzen
I'm lost in the valley of the supervixens
Worshippin' at the feet of the goddess above
I'm a pilgrim in the temple of love, ma, just a pilgrim in the temple
Of love

Well then santa came stumblin' in, and somebody shouted
Hey santa, where's your elves?
He sat down on the stool to my left
And the bartender took a vodka bottle of the shelf
He asked if mrs. claus had called
To tell her he worked on the late shift at the mall
And he was sorry, but he just got through
I turned and I asked him:
How's the kid this year, santa?
Beneath his breath he whispered a merry fuck you

Well then the owner come over and he was a short gfat ugly guy
With a funny kind of pushed-in face
He shook my hand and said it was the first time
They'd ever had a real superstar in this place
Lady godiva bought me a few drinks
And words came out of my mouth
What they were, I couldn't guess
But it was something about showgirls, lapdancing, motley crue
You can guess the rest

Well I walked outside, snow was falling
I had some toys to put together - it was christmas time
Santa followed me into the parking lot
And threw up on the hood of the car next to mine
I gave him my handkerchief, pulled out onto the highway
And as I sat at the light
I swear I saw a sleigh with a dozen of reindeers
Pull up out of the parking lot and cut across the mall
And a voice shouted merry christmas to all you assholes
And to all a good fucking night!

• 30 Days Out
• A Love So Fine
• Across The Borderline
• Action in The Streets
• After The Thunder
• All I Need
• All Night Long
• All The Way Home
• American Skin
• And The Band Played
• Angelyne
• Arabian Nights
• Baby I
• Bad Moon Rising
• Ballad of The Self-loading Pistol
• Blowin' in The Wind
• Blowing in The Wind
• Boom Boom Boom
• Bye Bye Johnny
• Chevrolet Deluxe
• Child Bride
• Cindy
• Club Soul City
• Dead Man Walking
• Dedication
• Deportee
• Drop on Down & Cover Me
• English Sons
• Everybody's Looking for Somebody
• Fade to Black
• Follow That
• Follow That Dream
• Forever Young
• Fortunate Son
• Freehold
• From Small Things Big Things Come
• Get That Feeling
• Get up Stand Up
• Good Rockin' Tonight
• Gypsy Woman
• Heart Full of Soul
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Held up Without a Gun
• Henry Boy
• High Hopes
• Highway 61 Revisited
• Hold On
• I Ain't Got No Home
• I Can't Help Falling in Love
• I Sold My Heart to The Junkman
• I Wanna Be Where The Bands Are
• I Want You
• I'm a Coward
• In Freehold
• In Michigan
• Jackson Cage
• Janey Needs a Shooter
• Jazz Musician
• Jeanny Needs a Shooter
• Jungeland
• Land of Hope & Dreams
• Let's Go
• Let's Go Tonight
• Lift Me Up
• Like a Rolling Stone
• Little Girl So Fine
• Little Things That Count
• Long Time Coming.
• Look to The Land
• Love on The Wrong Side of Town
• Love's on The Line
• Many Rivers to Cross
• Merry Christmas Baby
• Missing
• Native American
• New Jersey is My Home
• No Need
• None but The Brave
• On The Prowl
• Out of Work
• Outside Looking In
• Pilgrim in The Temple of Love
• Preacher's Daughter
• Protection
• Remember when The Music
• Rickie
• Rockin' All Over The World
• Santa Claus is Coming to Town
• Savin' Up
• Say Sons
• Sell It & They Will Come
• She's Leaving
• She's So Fine
• Song to The Orphans
• Spanish Eyes
• Spanish Harlem
• Street Queen
• Sugarland
• Sweet Soul Music
• Talk to Me
• Taxi Cab
• That's What You Get
• The Ballad of The Architect Angel
• The Big Payback
• The Hitter
• The Iceman
• The Promise Ii
• The Way
• The Word
• There Will Never Be Another for Me but You.
• This Little Girl
• Tonight
• Trapped
• Trapped Again
• Tweeter & The Monkey Man
• Vibes Man
• Vigilante Man
• Visitation at Fort Horn
• Viva Las Vegas
• Walking in The Street
• Walking Through Midnight
• When You Dance
• White Lies
• White Town
• Who'll Stop The Rain
• Wild Kisses
• Wings for Wheels
• Winter Song
• Without You
• Wreck on The Highway
• You Gotta Fight
• You Mean So Much to Me Baby
• Your Love