Look at that walking stick
I'm just a walking stick
He's on the ceiling
And I'm on the floor
Pick up my walking stick
I'm just a walking stick
I don't belong in this house anymore
Than he, than he, than he does he, than he

He must have slipped in
'cause he got thirsty
Needed protection from enemies
He saw the light on
He's here for entertainment
He doesn't know they're misery
To see, to see, misery to see, to see

Instrumental break with various groans

There goes the walking stick
Back out the front door
He wants to eat
Some bugs in the yard
Am I a walking stick?
Now I'm on all-fours
Do I belong here?
Decisions are
So hard, so hard, to make so hard, so hard

Repeat first verse and random choruses to end

• A Day in The Life of a Fool
• Always Vienna
• Baby, Baby, Baby Don't
• Blue Mountains
• Bored Housewife
• Chicken Dance '95
• Civilized
• Clever Boy
• Come Back to Sorrento
• Du, Du Liegst Mir Im Herzen
• Eat Your Broccoli
• Escape from Radioland
• Escapist Polka
• Gigi
• Gimmie Sweat
• I Gotta Know
• I Just Wanna
• Ice Machine in The Desert
• In-a-gadda-da-vida
• Julida
• Junction, Texas 1978
• La Cumparsita
• La Mula Blanca
• Lilli Marlene
• Love Me, Baby
• Midnight in Moscow
• My Girl Lollipop
• Neo Limbo
• No, No, No Cha Cha Cha
• People Are Strange
• Perfidia
• Polka
• Shopping at The K-mart
• Sixteen Tons
• Skin
• Skokiaan
• Speak up Mambo
• Take My Hand
• The Beer Barrel Polka
• The Real Thing
• The Time is Right
• Volver, Volver
• Walking Stick
• When You Walk in The Room
• Why, Oh Why 2000
• You Pull My Tongue Out
• You're Going On