I'm just looking for some britches
I'm just looking for some underwear
Nobody seems to understand
Nobody seems to care

I'm just shopping at the k-mart
Everybody's in the way
I'm just shopping at the k-mart
Everybody seems to say
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah....

I'm looking for some magazines
I'm looking for the real scene
Just looking for some underwear
And nobody seems to care

Repeat chorus

We'll be shopping at the k-mart
We'll be shopping at the k-mart
We'll be shopping at the k-mart
We'll be shopping at the k-mart

• A Day in The Life of a Fool
• Always Vienna
• Baby, Baby, Baby Don't
• Blue Mountains
• Bored Housewife
• Chicken Dance '95
• Civilized
• Clever Boy
• Come Back to Sorrento
• Du, Du Liegst Mir Im Herzen
• Eat Your Broccoli
• Escape from Radioland
• Escapist Polka
• Gigi
• Gimmie Sweat
• I Gotta Know
• I Just Wanna
• Ice Machine in The Desert
• In-a-gadda-da-vida
• Julida
• Junction, Texas 1978
• La Cumparsita
• La Mula Blanca
• Lilli Marlene
• Love Me, Baby
• Midnight in Moscow
• My Girl Lollipop
• Neo Limbo
• No, No, No Cha Cha Cha
• People Are Strange
• Perfidia
• Polka
• Shopping at The K-mart
• Sixteen Tons
• Skin
• Skokiaan
• Speak up Mambo
• Take My Hand
• The Beer Barrel Polka
• The Real Thing
• The Time is Right
• Volver, Volver
• Walking Stick
• When You Walk in The Room
• Why, Oh Why 2000
• You Pull My Tongue Out
• You're Going On