She says there's ants in the carpet
Dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish
Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning tv
You're looking so healthy

Chorus:

We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes cos we feel the same
And kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

Sex on the tv
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle
Glowing in a huddle
Good night tv
You're all made up
And you're looking like me

Chorus

Can you eat her?
Yes, you can.

Repeat chorus twice

Oh, end of a century
Oh, it's nothing special

• Bank Holiday
• Clover Over Dover
• End of a Century
• Far Out
• Girls & Boys
• Jubilee
• London Loves
• Magic America
• Parklife
• The Debt Collector
• This is a Low
• To The End
• Tracy Jacks
• Trouble in The Message Centre