Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show Ў®em them titties
Now show Ў®em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show Ў®em them titties
Now show Ў®em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

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