Ask yourself if you're an asshole. I'm not being mean or angry. I'm simply asking a question. I guarantee you won't think so. do you do enough for others? do you give of yoursel? are you sel
? each day, when you wake up, do you smile and stretch and meet the day? yeah right. you whine about your job, about your friends, about money. do you want a new skateboard, a
New car, a new life? are you a gossip? do you talk about people you don't know and speak...negatively? it must be exhausting for you! poor you, with your aprtment and your levis and your ex
Phoning and your bank lineups and nikes. poor you had to pick up the cheque at that restaurant. poor you and that grocery shopping. poor you and your good health. poor you and your place to
. poor you. asshole.

• 32 Fuetes
• Alcohol is The Root
• Alcoholor Comedy
• All You Ever Do
• Alphabet Poem
• Calling All
• Canadians
• Dress
• Factory Hot Rod
• Gig Tits
• Goodbye
• Half a Day a Week
• I'm Yer Peer
• Infected Tattoo
• Insomnia
• Intro
• Isabelle
• Metal Queen
• My Satan Poem
• No Me Drink
• Obsessed With Childhood
• Poem #357651
• Porno Brainwash
• Rock Star Man
• Singin
• Snowboarding
• Stumpy The Mouse
• Test
• We're Assholes
• You Got The Job