You're a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really loud and you're really fast
You're hung soo proud butЎ­will ya last?
You think when they made you they broke the mold
You're like everybody else you gotta be told
I know that you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're so pretty you look like a girl!
You think you own the whole wide world
You could never own me, slick motha fucka
You're a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya!
You are a goddamn factory hot rod
Everything about you is premeditated
You're really dumb and you're really fat
I guess no one ever really told you that!
I know in this town you think you're a rock star
Go to new york my friend you'll never get far
I know you'll never realize
That your unnecessary vanity is your demise

• 32 Fuetes
• Alcohol is The Root
• Alcoholor Comedy
• All You Ever Do
• Alphabet Poem
• Calling All
• Canadians
• Dress
• Factory Hot Rod
• Gig Tits
• Goodbye
• Half a Day a Week
• I'm Yer Peer
• Infected Tattoo
• Insomnia
• Intro
• Isabelle
• Metal Queen
• My Satan Poem
• No Me Drink
• Obsessed With Childhood
• Poem #357651
• Porno Brainwash
• Rock Star Man
• Singin
• Snowboarding
• Stumpy The Mouse
• Test
• We're Assholes
• You Got The Job