I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to trill
Wherever he went he said
Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars, on a big hard rock

I said, in these shoes? what is this, the peace corps?
I said, honey, let's do it here

So we're sitting at a bar in guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He says, I got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place
We can get there 'fore the break of day

I said in these shoes?
No way jose
I said honey, let's stay right here

No le guta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo

Then I met an englishman
Oh, he said, are you american?
Won't you walk up and down on my spine
It makes me feel strangely alive

I said, in these shoes?
Oh, I doubt you'd survive
I said, honey, let's do it

No le gusta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo

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