Alright here's a stupid song I wrote today
Yeah
Alright, ok this is called uh...
->would this be a world premiere?
Yeah this is probably the first and last time you'll hear this one...
Ok this is uh...this is whiskey bottle - no this is called uh
Whiskey-faced radioactive blowdryin' lady or something

Take out your whiskey bottle there
Now you don't even move out of your chair
Your getting juiced up beyond belief
I can barely love you when your getting drunk all the time

You can get out a blowdryer and
Blowdry the hair right off of your head
You can sauteй my dollar bills and feed 'em to the dog
While he's watchin' cable

If I catch fire by mistake, she'll put out my face with a rake
And I shut my mouth before I even breathe

Well I can barely touch you honey, cause you're gettin' drunk all the time
Gotten radioactive tastebuds smeared across the rug
Swallow the keys to the chevy
You're gonna weedwack your way to memphis, yeah

Everybody knows about your style, you got tin-foil wrapped around your smile
Well you're gonna give me a xerox of your buckteeth...
Gettin....crap-faced all the time
Yodelayeeoooyodelay...

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• Alcohol
• Asskizz Powergrudge
• Bad Energy
• Ballad of Mexico
• Big Stompin Mama
• Blackfire Choked Our Death
• Blue Cross
• Bogus Soul
• Bogusflow
• Boney Fingers Out The Slimey Coffin
• Brother
• Burro
• Captain Brain
• Clock
• Corvette Bummer
• Cupcake
• Curses
• Cut in Half Blues
• Dead Man With No Heart
• Deadweight
• Death is Comin to Get You
• Death is Comin' to Get Me
• Devil Got My Woman / Kcrw Appearance 1995
• Diskobox
• Electric Music & The Summer People
• Feather in Your Cap
• Feel The Strain of Sorrow Never Ceasing
• Feelings
• Flavor
• Fume
• Gettin' Home
• Go Where You Want
• Goin Nowhere Fast
• Got No Mind
• Halo of Gold
• Hard to Compete
• Heartland Feeling
• Howlin Wolves
• I Feel Like a Piece of Shit
• I Feel Low Down
• I Wanna Get With You
• In a Cold Ass Fashion
• It's All Gonna Come to Be
• It's All in Your Mind
• John The Revelator
• Lampshade
• Leave Me on The Moon
• Lemonade
• Let's Go Moon Some Cars
• Mango
• Mexico
• Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Muthafukka
• Mystery Song #1
• Mystery Song #2
• No Money, No Honey
• One of These Days
• People Gettin' Busy
• Protein Summer
• Regular Song
• Runners Dial Zero
• Sa-5
• Say Can You See
• Schmoozer
• She Fucked Me up The Ass
• She is All
• Soul Sucked Dry
• Spanking Room
• Special People
• Steve Threw Up
• Sucker Without a Brain
• Super Golden Black
• The Fucked up Blues
• The Little Drum Machine Boy
• The World May Loose It's Motion
• To See That Woman of Mine
• Totally Confused
• Trouble All My Days
• Twig
• Unknown 2
• Unknown Title 1
• Untitled
• Whimsical Actress
• Whiskey Can Can
• Whiskey Faced, Radioactive, Blowdryin' Lady
• Will I Be Ignored by The Lord?