(distorted repeated background theme: barukh atah adonai eloheinu melekh ha-olam)

(spoken)
That's the holiday...
That's the hanukkah robot funk
(ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.)
Right about now...
Gonna drop some hanukkah science
Yeah, hmm, uh--this is it...

I press a button make the gentleman cry
I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry
I funk this joint and check out holiday gear
The system booming strictly pioneer
Under the rear
Bringing a tear
I turn it out in a holiday mode
Safe like a seatbelt in a volvo
Keeping it real like a spray-snow tree
We'll shut it down harmoniously
Rockin' softly
808 beats

(rap) I get this shit lit like a menorah
Funk so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
Not a firestarter but my beats get hotter
Even amount like an allowance (? ? )
Footwear riot (? ? ) new balance
Hanukkah pimp on a check
Like a micro rock(? ? ) gettin' in a sweat (? ? )
Neal's mackin' track
Ejaculatin' on buffet tables and record labels
Willin' and able
Bring my funk in place of each beat (? ? ? )
Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
Spin around and around like a dreidel
Kind of science that puts you back in the cradle
Shit, sometimes this track's so poignant
Somebody please pass me some kind of ointment
Put these rhymes together like a thief
Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
Dropping science, you don't even know what hits you
Next thing you know you're 13 and get a bar mitzvah

(background: his eminence is gay.)

I get down, I get down, I get down all the way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh
I get down, I get down, I get down all the way, etc.

Hanukkah pimp [x20]
Pimpin'!!!!

(assorted noises, menorah, menorah, menorah.......and my book (? ? ))

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• Alcohol
• Asskizz Powergrudge
• Bad Energy
• Ballad of Mexico
• Big Stompin Mama
• Blackfire Choked Our Death
• Blue Cross
• Bogus Soul
• Bogusflow
• Boney Fingers Out The Slimey Coffin
• Brother
• Burro
• Captain Brain
• Clock
• Corvette Bummer
• Cupcake
• Curses
• Cut in Half Blues
• Dead Man With No Heart
• Deadweight
• Death is Comin to Get You
• Death is Comin' to Get Me
• Devil Got My Woman / Kcrw Appearance 1995
• Diskobox
• Electric Music & The Summer People
• Feather in Your Cap
• Feel The Strain of Sorrow Never Ceasing
• Feelings
• Flavor
• Fume
• Gettin' Home
• Go Where You Want
• Goin Nowhere Fast
• Got No Mind
• Halo of Gold
• Hard to Compete
• Heartland Feeling
• Howlin Wolves
• I Feel Like a Piece of Shit
• I Feel Low Down
• I Wanna Get With You
• In a Cold Ass Fashion
• It's All Gonna Come to Be
• It's All in Your Mind
• John The Revelator
• Lampshade
• Leave Me on The Moon
• Lemonade
• Let's Go Moon Some Cars
• Mango
• Mexico
• Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Muthafukka
• Mystery Song #1
• Mystery Song #2
• No Money, No Honey
• One of These Days
• People Gettin' Busy
• Protein Summer
• Regular Song
• Runners Dial Zero
• Sa-5
• Say Can You See
• Schmoozer
• She Fucked Me up The Ass
• She is All
• Soul Sucked Dry
• Spanking Room
• Special People
• Steve Threw Up
• Sucker Without a Brain
• Super Golden Black
• The Fucked up Blues
• The Little Drum Machine Boy
• The World May Loose It's Motion
• To See That Woman of Mine
• Totally Confused
• Trouble All My Days
• Twig
• Unknown 2
• Unknown Title 1
• Untitled
• Whimsical Actress
• Whiskey Can Can
• Whiskey Faced, Radioactive, Blowdryin' Lady
• Will I Be Ignored by The Lord?