Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard
'bout me and my friends and some things that occured
We thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico

I was workin at mcdonalds, doin' the latenight run
When a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun
Said give us all your money and three big macs to go
I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below

Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police
I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Concernin' some jaywalkin tickets I couldn't afford to pay
Needless to say I got the axe that same day

Well me bein' outta work just then I didn't wanna go home
My mom said if I lost this job I'd have to go out on my own
So I went over to dave's house and got really stoned
Called up some girls but none o' them were home

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
We're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall
Thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico

Steve's dad had a huntin' rifle and we went and picked it up
And we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
We raised up that huntin' rifle but the counter guy just laughed
As he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass

We were runnin so fast 'til we came to the mcdonalds where I used to work
We walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk
Said give us all your money and three big macs to go
And suck on this you weasel we're goin to mexico

Down south we all got really wasted, dave got a case of the runs
We're all really hungover and gettin low on funds
Dave and steve called their parents and took the bus back home
Me, I got a job at mcdonalds down in mexico

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• Alcohol
• Asskizz Powergrudge
• Bad Energy
• Ballad of Mexico
• Big Stompin Mama
• Blackfire Choked Our Death
• Blue Cross
• Bogus Soul
• Bogusflow
• Boney Fingers Out The Slimey Coffin
• Brother
• Burro
• Captain Brain
• Clock
• Corvette Bummer
• Cupcake
• Curses
• Cut in Half Blues
• Dead Man With No Heart
• Deadweight
• Death is Comin to Get You
• Death is Comin' to Get Me
• Devil Got My Woman / Kcrw Appearance 1995
• Diskobox
• Electric Music & The Summer People
• Feather in Your Cap
• Feel The Strain of Sorrow Never Ceasing
• Feelings
• Flavor
• Fume
• Gettin' Home
• Go Where You Want
• Goin Nowhere Fast
• Got No Mind
• Halo of Gold
• Hard to Compete
• Heartland Feeling
• Howlin Wolves
• I Feel Like a Piece of Shit
• I Feel Low Down
• I Wanna Get With You
• In a Cold Ass Fashion
• It's All Gonna Come to Be
• It's All in Your Mind
• John The Revelator
• Lampshade
• Leave Me on The Moon
• Lemonade
• Let's Go Moon Some Cars
• Mango
• Mexico
• Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Muthafukka
• Mystery Song #1
• Mystery Song #2
• No Money, No Honey
• One of These Days
• People Gettin' Busy
• Protein Summer
• Regular Song
• Runners Dial Zero
• Sa-5
• Say Can You See
• Schmoozer
• She Fucked Me up The Ass
• She is All
• Soul Sucked Dry
• Spanking Room
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• Steve Threw Up
• Sucker Without a Brain
• Super Golden Black
• The Fucked up Blues
• The Little Drum Machine Boy
• The World May Loose It's Motion
• To See That Woman of Mine
• Totally Confused
• Trouble All My Days
• Twig
• Unknown 2
• Unknown Title 1
• Untitled
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• Whiskey Can Can
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