Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
'can I take you out to the pictures joa-oa-oa-oan? '
But as she's getting ready to go a knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead

Back in school again maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells max to stay when the class has gone away, so he waits behind
Writing 50 times 'i must not be so-o-o-oo...'
But when she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead

P.c. thirty-one said 'we caught a dirty one', maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free
(maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead

Silver hammer

• A Hard Day's Night
• A Shot of Rhythm & Blues
• A Taste of Honey
• Across The Universe
• Act Naturally
• All I've Got to Do
• All My Loving
• All Together Now
• All You Need is Love
• And I Love Her
• And Your Bird Can Sing
• Anna
• Another Girl
• Any Time at All
• Ask Me Why
• Baby It's You
• Baby's in Black
• Baby, You're a Rich Man
• Bad Boy
• Because
• Birthday
• Blackbird
• Blue Jay Way
• Boys
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Carol
• Carry That Weight
• Chains
• Clarabella
• Come Together
• Cry Baby Cry
• Crying, Waiting, Hoping
• Day Tripper
• Dear Prudence
• Dig a Pony
• Dig It
• Do You Want to Know a Secret
• Don't Bother Me
• Don't Ever Change
• Don't Let Me Down
• Don't Pass Me By
• Drive My Car
• Eight Days a Week
• Eleanor Rigby
• Every Little Thing
• Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby
• Fixing a Hole
• Follow The Sun
• For No One
• For You Blue
• From Me to You
• Get Back
• Getting Better
• Girl
• Glad All Over
• Glass Onion
• Good Day Sunshine
• Good Morning, Good Morning
• Good Night
• Happiness is a Warm Gun
• Hello, Goodbye
• Helter Skelter
• Her Majesty
• Here Comes The Sun
• Herere & Everywhere
• Hey Buldog
• Hey Jude
• Hey Jude Lennon/mccartney
• Hippy Hippy Shake
• Hold Me Tight
• Honey Don't
• Honey Pie
• I Am The Walrus
• I Call Your Name
• I Don't Want to Spoil The Party
• I Forgot to Remember to Forget
• I Got a Woman
• I Got to Find My Baby
• I Just Don't Understand
• I Me Mine
• I Need You
• I Saw Her Standing There
• I Should Have Known Better
• I Want to Hold Your Hand
• I Want to Tell You
• I Want You
• I Will
• I'll Be Back
• I'll Be on My Way
• I'll Cry Instead
• I'll Follow The Sun
• I'll Get You
• I'm Down
• I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Cry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm So Tired
• I've Got a Feeling
• I've Just Seen a Face
• In My Life
• It's All Too Much
• It's Only Love
• Julia
• Keep Your Hands Off My Baby
• Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand
• Lady Madonna
• Let It Be
• Little Child
• Lonesome Tears in My Eyes
• Long Tall Sally
• Long, Long, Long
• Love Me Do
• Love of The Loved
• Love You To
• Lucille
• Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds
• Magical Mystery Tour
• Mailman, Bring Me No More Blues
• Martha My Dear
• Matchbox
• Maxwell's Silver Hammer
• Memphis, Tennessee
• Michelle
• Misery
• Money
• No Reply
• Norwegian Wood
• Not a Second Time
• Nothin' Shakin'
• Nowhere Man
• Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da
• Octopus's Garden
• Oh! Darling
• Old Brown Shoe
• One After 909
• Only a Northern Song
• Ooh! My Soul
• Paperback Writer
• Piggies
• Please Please Me
• Polythene Pam
• Rain
• Revolution
• Revolution 1
• Roll Over Beethoven
• Run for Your Life
• Savoy Truffle
• September in The Rain
• Sexy Sadie
• She Loves You
• She Said, She Said
• She's a Woman
• She's Leaving Home
• Sie Liebt Dich
• Slow Down
• So How Come
• Soldier of Love
• Some Other Guy
• Something
• Sure to Fall
• Sweet Little Sixteen
• Take Good Care of My Baby
• Taxman
• Tell Me What You See
• Tell Me Why
• Thank You Girl
• That's All Right
• The Ballad of John & Yoko
• The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
• The End
• The Fool on The Hill
• The Honeymoon Song
• The Inner Light
• The Long & Winding Road
• The Night Before
• The Word
• There's a Place
• Things We Said Today
• Think for Yourself
• This Boy
• Ticket to Ride
• Till There Was You
• To Know Her is to Love Her
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Too Much Monkey Business
• Twist & Shout
• Two of Us
• Wait
• We Can Work It Out
• What Goes On
• What You're Doing
• When I Get Home
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• Wild Honey Pie
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• Words of Love
• Yellow Submarine
• Yer Blues
• Yes It Is
• Yesterday
• You Can't Do That
• You Know My Name
• You Like Me Too Much
• You Never Give Me Your Money
• You Won't See Me
• You're Going to Lose That Girl
• You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
• Young Blood