Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me

• 12-bar Original
• Across The Universe
• And Your Bird Can Sing
• Eleanor Rigby
• Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby
• Got to Get You Into My Life
• Help!
• I Am The Walrus
• I Feel Fine
• I'm Down
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm Only Sleeping
• If You've Got Trouble
• It's Only Love
• Lady Madonna
• Norwegian Wood
• Only a Northern Song
• Penny Lane
• Real Love
• Rock & Roll Music
• She's a Woman
• Strawberry Fields Forever
• Taxman
• The Fool on The Hill
• Ticket to Ride
• Tomorrow Never Knows
• Yes It Is
• Yesterday
• You Know My Name
• You've Got to Hide Your Love Away