Well you should see polythene pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see polythene pam
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'news of the world'
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah

• Because
• Carry That Weight
• Golden Slubmers
• Her Majesty
• Here Comes The Sun
• I Want You
• Maxwell's Silver Hammer
• Octopus's Garden
• Oh! Darling
• Polythene Pam
• She Came in Through Bathroom Window
• The End
• You Never Give Me Your Money