Words and music by steven page & ed robertson

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had $1000000 you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had $1000000 maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
[wouldn't that be fabulous]

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you john merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000 we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had $1000000 we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner.
(but we would!)

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey? !)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, if I had $1000000
I'd be rich.

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