Nick and fanny meet up in baltimore where fanny is on a tour with ziegfeld's
Latest show. they have dinner at a private dining room. fanny is annoyed that
Nick hasn't been in touch for ten months. nick orders, mainly in french, which
Fanny doesn't understand. fanny is uneasy that nick might make advances in such
An intimate room.

Nick:
You are woman, I am man,
You are smaller, so I can be taller than,
You are softer to the touch,
It's a feeling I like feeling very much.
You are someone I've admired,
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired.
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man--
Let's kiss.
Fanny:
Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says,
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling,
Oy vey, what a feeling.
Nick:
A bit of patй?
Fanny:
I drink it all day.

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle what would sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack,
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
Both:
Does it take more explanation than this?
Fanny:
Just some dried-out toast in a sliver,
On the top a little chopped liver.

How many girls become a sinner
While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style--i do it bordelaise.
Well, at least he thinks I'm special
--he ordered a la carte.
It's a feeling I like feeling very . . .
I feel the feeling down to my toes.
Now I feel that there's a fire here,
Try that once a little higher, dear,
What a beast to ruin such a pearl,
Would a convent take a jewish girl?
Both:
Does it take more explanation than this?
Fanny:
Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me,
If I stop him now,
Can he sue me?
Nick:
You are woman . . .
Fanny:
You are man . . .
Both:
Let's kiss!

• A Great Day
• Alfie
• All of My Life
• Am I Blue?
• Ask Yourself Why
• Ballad of The Garment Trade
• Before The Parade Passes By
• Blind Date
• Clicker Blues
• Cornet Man
• Dancing
• Dreamyangelz- I Wanna Guy
• Elegance
• Finale
• Find Yourself a Man
• For Pete's Sake
• Frank Mills
• Funny Girl Medley I Am Woman
• Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Love
• Goodnight
• Henry Street
• His Love Makes Me Beautiful
• Home from & Quot;The Wiz & Quot ;
• Honey Pie
• How Are Things in Glocca Morra? * / The Heather on The Hill**
• How Lucky Can You Get
• I Am Woman From
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Got a Code in My Doze
• I Have Dreamed/we Kiss in a Shadow
• I Like Him
• I Want to Be Seen With You Tonight
• I Won' T Last a Day Without You
• I'm Late
• I'm Late - Part Ii
• I'm Late - Part Iii
• I'm Late - Part Iv
• I'm Not a Well Man
• I've Never Been a Woman Before
• If a Girl Isn't Pretty
• If I Love Again
• Isn't This Better
• It Only Takes a Moment
• It Takes a Woman
• It's Only a Paper Moon/i Like Him
• Just Leave Everything to Me
• Let's Hear It for Me
• Little Tin Soldier
• Love is Only Love
• Make Our Garden Grow
• Moonfall
• Morning After
• No Matter What Happens
• No Wonder
• On My Own
• One Day
• Our Corner of The Night
• People/second Hand Rose/don't Rain on My Parade/got Rhythm
• Places That Belong to You
• Prisoner
• Punky's Dilemma
• Put on Your Sunday Clothes
• Rat-tat-tat-tat
• Ribbons Down My Back
• Sadie, Sadie
• Shall We Dance / Hello Young Lovers
• Sing
• Sleepin' Bee, A
• So Long Dearie
• So Long Honey Lamb
• Some Day My Prince Will Come
• That's a Fine Kind O'freedom
• The Main Event
• The Power Inside of Me
• The Summer Knows
• This is One of Those Moments
• Time Has Come Again
• Tomorrow Night
• Until It's Time for You to Go
• What About Today?
• What Are They Doing to Us Now?
• When The Lovin' Goes Out of The Lovin'
• Where is It Written?
• Who Are You Now?
• Who Taught Her Everything?
• Will Someone Ever Look at Me That Way?
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• With One More Look at You / Watch Closely Now
• You Are Woman