Months later, fanny has had a telegram from florenz ziegfeld; eddie suspects
It's a job offer. eddie and mrs. brice fantasize as they help fanny get
Ready for this interview:

Mrs. brice:
Eddie, the ziegfeld follies!
Now she belongs to the ages!
My work is done,
My work is done,
Eddie:
Our work is done,
She doesn't need us,
She'll have cake,
We'll have crumbs.
Be careful of the stage door,
Here she comes, here she comes.
Hello,
Fanny, hello.
Mrs. brice:
Hello, fanny--it's me--mama.
What do you mean--mama who?
Eddie:
It's good to see her . . . from afar,
Mrs. brice:
I lost a daughter but I gained a star.
Eddie:
That's broadway!
And
Who taught her ev'rything she knows?
I taught her ev'rything she knows--
She sings like a bird--
(whistles)
Yes, indeed!
But who used to stand there
And feed her the seed?
Who taught her how to pick her clothes?
Mrs. brice:
Eddie, that I did.
Eddie:
Yeah, but who taught her her how to tap her toes?
But will she admit it?
Kid, you said it.
They all forget they know ya
When it comes to credit.
Tell me have you ever seen her take this pose?
I taught her ev'rything--
How to hoof,
And how to sing,
I taught her ev'rything she knows.
Mrs. brice:
Wait, eddie--she'll blame us yet.
Who taught her ev'rything she knows?
Eddie:
Let me hear it, rosie.
Mrs. brice:
I taught her ev'rything she knows.
Eddie:
Ain't it the truth!
Mrs. brice:
That mischievous smile,
The devil may care,
You don't pull
Such mannerisms
Out of the air.
The men who are older might prefer
The original manufactur-er.
Both:
It hurts me to say it,
But why not be fair--
When you see her on the stage
You're seein' me there.
Mrs. brice:
She still has trouble executin' one of those,
Eddie:
If they could have paid the price,
They'd have hired rosie brice,
Mrs. brice:
Who stands after every show
Sellin' matches in the snow.
Eddie:
But in the world of grease paint,
That's the way it goes.
Both:
We taught her everything--
How to hoof and how to sing,
We taught her how to wack
A joke from here to hackensack--ya, ha, ha, ha!
We taught her everything,
We taught her ev'rything she knows.

• A Great Day
• Alfie
• All of My Life
• Am I Blue?
• Ask Yourself Why
• Ballad of The Garment Trade
• Before The Parade Passes By
• Blind Date
• Clicker Blues
• Cornet Man
• Dancing
• Dreamyangelz- I Wanna Guy
• Elegance
• Finale
• Find Yourself a Man
• For Pete's Sake
• Frank Mills
• Funny Girl Medley I Am Woman
• Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Love
• Goodnight
• Henry Street
• His Love Makes Me Beautiful
• Home from & Quot;The Wiz & Quot ;
• Honey Pie
• How Are Things in Glocca Morra? * / The Heather on The Hill**
• How Lucky Can You Get
• I Am Woman From
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Got a Code in My Doze
• I Have Dreamed/we Kiss in a Shadow
• I Like Him
• I Want to Be Seen With You Tonight
• I Won' T Last a Day Without You
• I'm Late
• I'm Late - Part Ii
• I'm Late - Part Iii
• I'm Late - Part Iv
• I'm Not a Well Man
• I've Never Been a Woman Before
• If a Girl Isn't Pretty
• If I Love Again
• Isn't This Better
• It Only Takes a Moment
• It Takes a Woman
• It's Only a Paper Moon/i Like Him
• Just Leave Everything to Me
• Let's Hear It for Me
• Little Tin Soldier
• Love is Only Love
• Make Our Garden Grow
• Moonfall
• Morning After
• No Matter What Happens
• No Wonder
• On My Own
• One Day
• Our Corner of The Night
• People/second Hand Rose/don't Rain on My Parade/got Rhythm
• Places That Belong to You
• Prisoner
• Punky's Dilemma
• Put on Your Sunday Clothes
• Rat-tat-tat-tat
• Ribbons Down My Back
• Sadie, Sadie
• Shall We Dance / Hello Young Lovers
• Sing
• Sleepin' Bee, A
• So Long Dearie
• So Long Honey Lamb
• Some Day My Prince Will Come
• That's a Fine Kind O'freedom
• The Main Event
• The Power Inside of Me
• The Summer Knows
• This is One of Those Moments
• Time Has Come Again
• Tomorrow Night
• Until It's Time for You to Go
• What About Today?
• What Are They Doing to Us Now?
• When The Lovin' Goes Out of The Lovin'
• Where is It Written?
• Who Are You Now?
• Who Taught Her Everything?
• Will Someone Ever Look at Me That Way?
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• With One More Look at You / Watch Closely Now
• You Are Woman