Fanny convinces eddie she has talent and he agrees to teach her the specialty
For the next audition. she gets the job.

Fanny:
Well--
I just put the kids to sleep
And swept the shack,
Took my sweet man's satchel down
And watched him pack,
I said, darlin', while the stove still smolders,
Unpin your woman's hair and rub her shoulders.
I threw myself across the doorway
Beggin', stay, sweet man, stay,
But there's more in my man's life
Than this old hag.
It's jelly roll morton, and a shiny cornet,
And jazzin' the rag!
The lady ain't been born
Can take the place of a horn,
With a cornet man.
A-goin' where there's blowin',
Trav'lin' cornet man.
Just anytime they call him
He'll leave his wife and kiddies
Sittin' with their tongues out
To play for peanuts in a dive
And blow his lungs out.
He'll hop a choo-choo on a moment's notice
To play some dates with billy bates
Or rag-time otis!
The lady ain't see light
Can give a horn a fair fight
With a cornet man
A rootin', shootin', ever-tootin' dapper dan
Who carries in his satchel
A powder-blue norfolk suit,
A silver-plated wah-wah mute,
There is whiskey, gamblin'--each one is a curse,
But I'm up against a devil that's worse.
Yes, a horn is my thorn,
My trav'lin' cornet man!

Kill yourself! tell me about it! yeah! yeah!

A powder-blue norfolk suit,
I said a silver-plated wah-wah mute,
Oh he's shy on height,
He's short on weight,
But he's the only man can make my coffee perculate,
A dapper dan,
My cornet-playin' man.

After the performance, nick arnstein comes backstage, elegant in formal dress,
To pay off a gambling debt to keeney. nick has seen the show and tells fanny
She's going to be a big star some day. fanny asks how much keeney is paying her,
And nick manages to jack up her salary by pretending to bid on behalf of a competitor.
He gives her his card and kisses her hand. eddie asks fanny out for a date,
But she only wants to be friends; already she has fallen for nick, but imagines she'll
Never see him again.

• A Great Day
• Alfie
• All of My Life
• Am I Blue?
• Ask Yourself Why
• Ballad of The Garment Trade
• Before The Parade Passes By
• Blind Date
• Clicker Blues
• Cornet Man
• Dancing
• Dreamyangelz- I Wanna Guy
• Elegance
• Finale
• Find Yourself a Man
• For Pete's Sake
• Frank Mills
• Funny Girl Medley I Am Woman
• Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Love
• Goodnight
• Henry Street
• His Love Makes Me Beautiful
• Home from & Quot;The Wiz & Quot ;
• Honey Pie
• How Are Things in Glocca Morra? * / The Heather on The Hill**
• How Lucky Can You Get
• I Am Woman From
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Got a Code in My Doze
• I Have Dreamed/we Kiss in a Shadow
• I Like Him
• I Want to Be Seen With You Tonight
• I Won' T Last a Day Without You
• I'm Late
• I'm Late - Part Ii
• I'm Late - Part Iii
• I'm Late - Part Iv
• I'm Not a Well Man
• I've Never Been a Woman Before
• If a Girl Isn't Pretty
• If I Love Again
• Isn't This Better
• It Only Takes a Moment
• It Takes a Woman
• It's Only a Paper Moon/i Like Him
• Just Leave Everything to Me
• Let's Hear It for Me
• Little Tin Soldier
• Love is Only Love
• Make Our Garden Grow
• Moonfall
• Morning After
• No Matter What Happens
• No Wonder
• On My Own
• One Day
• Our Corner of The Night
• People/second Hand Rose/don't Rain on My Parade/got Rhythm
• Places That Belong to You
• Prisoner
• Punky's Dilemma
• Put on Your Sunday Clothes
• Rat-tat-tat-tat
• Ribbons Down My Back
• Sadie, Sadie
• Shall We Dance / Hello Young Lovers
• Sing
• Sleepin' Bee, A
• So Long Dearie
• So Long Honey Lamb
• Some Day My Prince Will Come
• That's a Fine Kind O'freedom
• The Main Event
• The Power Inside of Me
• The Summer Knows
• This is One of Those Moments
• Time Has Come Again
• Tomorrow Night
• Until It's Time for You to Go
• What About Today?
• What Are They Doing to Us Now?
• When The Lovin' Goes Out of The Lovin'
• Where is It Written?
• Who Are You Now?
• Who Taught Her Everything?
• Will Someone Ever Look at Me That Way?
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• With One More Look at You / Watch Closely Now
• You Are Woman