Fanny & chorus
Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
Look at me I am shaking all over,
Shaking all over
I'm a mess
Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking
When he comes walking through that door

What'll come walking through that door
A man I never saw in my life before
Oh,
I am so nervous
I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)
Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through
Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound
Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime
I got a blind date
An with my luck he'll be on time

I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot)
This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do
What an idiot)
One thing I know is shirley ain't sitting on no shelf
If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural)
She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an
Idiot)
I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup
I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up

Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat
Anyway. umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look
Around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that.
Perrfect!
Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
You didn't see a thing
Oeps there he is!
Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

Blind date: rosalie? !
Rosalie: oi, oi, oi
Blind date: rosalie? ! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here
Rosalie: smart, smart!
Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news
Rosalie: well it's better than put down
Blind date: this has never happened before
Rosalie: what and ego!
Blind date: rosalie? !
Rosalie: sh, sh, sh!
Rosalie: it worked, it worked!
He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither,
But I can just imagine what a lox that one was.

Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks
Voice: no, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong
Rosalie: wait, wait, what that's not right?
Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph
Rosalie: rudolph who?
Voice: rudolph valentino
Rosalie: get away
Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia
Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera?
Voice: uh, uh
Rosalie: the sheik from where?
Voice: the sheik from arabia
Rosalie: get away
Voice: that's right
Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
Voice: no, no absolutely
Rosalie: get away
Rosalie: well that's what happened I let him get away

What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (that's impossible)
I'm calling shirley maybe she'll bring a gun
Please shirley, even if he's lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall
Having a blind date is better than having
No date, at no time with no one at all.
Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon
Shirley get me out of here!
Oh this one is cute.

• A Great Day
• Alfie
• All of My Life
• Am I Blue?
• Ask Yourself Why
• Ballad of The Garment Trade
• Before The Parade Passes By
• Blind Date
• Clicker Blues
• Cornet Man
• Dancing
• Dreamyangelz- I Wanna Guy
• Elegance
• Finale
• Find Yourself a Man
• For Pete's Sake
• Frank Mills
• Funny Girl Medley I Am Woman
• Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Love
• Goodnight
• Henry Street
• His Love Makes Me Beautiful
• Home from & Quot;The Wiz & Quot ;
• Honey Pie
• How Are Things in Glocca Morra? * / The Heather on The Hill**
• How Lucky Can You Get
• I Am Woman From
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Got a Code in My Doze
• I Have Dreamed/we Kiss in a Shadow
• I Like Him
• I Want to Be Seen With You Tonight
• I Won' T Last a Day Without You
• I'm Late
• I'm Late - Part Ii
• I'm Late - Part Iii
• I'm Late - Part Iv
• I'm Not a Well Man
• I've Never Been a Woman Before
• If a Girl Isn't Pretty
• If I Love Again
• Isn't This Better
• It Only Takes a Moment
• It Takes a Woman
• It's Only a Paper Moon/i Like Him
• Just Leave Everything to Me
• Let's Hear It for Me
• Little Tin Soldier
• Love is Only Love
• Make Our Garden Grow
• Moonfall
• Morning After
• No Matter What Happens
• No Wonder
• On My Own
• One Day
• Our Corner of The Night
• People/second Hand Rose/don't Rain on My Parade/got Rhythm
• Places That Belong to You
• Prisoner
• Punky's Dilemma
• Put on Your Sunday Clothes
• Rat-tat-tat-tat
• Ribbons Down My Back
• Sadie, Sadie
• Shall We Dance / Hello Young Lovers
• Sing
• Sleepin' Bee, A
• So Long Dearie
• So Long Honey Lamb
• Some Day My Prince Will Come
• That's a Fine Kind O'freedom
• The Main Event
• The Power Inside of Me
• The Summer Knows
• This is One of Those Moments
• Time Has Come Again
• Tomorrow Night
• Until It's Time for You to Go
• What About Today?
• What Are They Doing to Us Now?
• When The Lovin' Goes Out of The Lovin'
• Where is It Written?
• Who Are You Now?
• Who Taught Her Everything?
• Will Someone Ever Look at Me That Way?
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• With One More Look at You / Watch Closely Now
• You Are Woman