Kung fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to hong kong
With bruce lee's brother and johnny wong

I think it's strange, he's friends with fu manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night jackie chan came 'round
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. miagi and the x-men
Called in for a while as well

Kung fu do what you do to him
I can't live without my kung-fu movies
'shanghai killers' and 'deadly road'
My life was ruined when the green dragon closed

I think it's strange he's friends with fu manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
I think it's strange he's friends with fu manchu
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
He's in love with you
Oh daniel san made in taiwan
Come on jackie chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

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