I think I've got a crush on celine dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There's something about her makes me want to feed her
And I'd love to be mister celine dion

She'll sing a song in english, and she'll sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion
For celine and I'll be hers someday

Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
Won't you please be mine celine
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl celine
I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
I just wanna say, je aimerez
And I can see your house from my van

Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world
Won't you please be mine celine
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl celine

Celine celine
Her skin's so soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish she'd slather me
With a tub of vaseline
(that was a little creepy) I'm sorry, celine
Celine celine

Celine dion

• A Man Has Needs
• Celine Dion
• Great to Be a Nerd
• Heimlich Maneuver
• I Am Cow!!!!
• Johnny Came Home Headless
• Log in to You
• Rocks & Trees
• Scary Ned
• Sponges
• Steel Drivin' Man
• The Gaelic Song
• Winnebago