The night before the funeral, I got some - I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum.
I took off her clothes and I played with her bits and she did the same but it took ages for me to come.
Too drunk and getting old...

It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in.
I couldn't sing a single note at the service.
When they did how great thou art all I could think of was my old l.p. of hymns by elvis.
There's no such thing as sin...

I said to laura, I hope I know you forever and when I'm going, I'm going the viking way. lay me in a boat with my favourite things and set me on fire and send me on my way. kick me out to
.

• Afterwards
• Here We Go
• I Would've Liked Me a Lot Last Night
• Islands
• My Favourite Muse
• New Birds
• Not Quite a Yes
• One Day, After School
• Packs of Three
• Piglet
• Soaps
• The First Time You're Unfaithful
• The Night Before The Funeral