Night falls,
And I'm awake in my sleep
Hot summer air blows balloons in my sleep
Ding dong! rings the bell
There's something at the door so I put on
My slippers and I creep across the floor
From the door I hear hence
Another ding dong!
I peek through the doorhole,
But something's very wrong
For on my porch are thousands of snakes,
Waiting to stirke I feel sick and my knees start to shake

I see no escape
From my paralous fate
As the serpents they siege to my country estate
The devil has opened up hell's gate and made millions of snakes

(chorus)
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones
Protect my from, their venemous drugs
That spring from their fangs and it's obivous I've been
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!

So many snakes you could fill the great lakes
With snakes ha ha ha!
I run, try to hide
But snakebites on my face testify I've been
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!

So many snakes it would take
A thousand crates to contain the snakes,
After me
I'd rather be burned at the stake then be
Attacked by snakes
By snakes!

• Attacked by Snakes
• Captain Hampton & The Midget Pirates
• Idiot Box.
• Lobster Bucket
• Magic Chicken!
• Martian Girl.
• My Skateboard
• Powdered Milk Man
• Red Sweater
• Super Rad
• The Cat With Two Heads
• The Story of Nothing
• Theme Song