Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
And it wears him out
And it wears him out
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
It wears me out
And it wears me out
If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted all the time

• A Year Like This One
• Death of Cinderella
• Fake Plastic Trees
• Fake Plastic Tress
• Fate Stay With Me
• Find The Right Man
• Gorgeous
• Happiness is a Warm Gun
• I Don't Know
• Keep The Radio On
• Keeps The Radio On
• King of Intimidation
• London
• Movement I: Mercy
• Movement Iii: Hope
• Movement Ix: Faith
• Movement Vi: Innocence
• Norwegian Wood
• One Bad Apple
• Pollyanna Flower
• Pray for Peace
• Spoon
• Still
• The Weekend Song
• There Are Worse Things I Could Do
• Wunderkind