Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen

Transcribed by a fan

M1: hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun
[all agree]
M2: whoa,do you smell that skunk
All: yeah
M2: you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up
[all agree]
M3: it kinda reminds me of smelling weed
[all agree]
M1: hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy
[all agree]
M2: it reminds me of smelling an ass
[all agree]
M4: it reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it

M1: I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo
M3: oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that
[all agree]
M1: hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable
[all agree]
M2: hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi
[all agree]
M3: it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai
Lls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em'
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that

M2: I always knew that guy was a little wierd
M1: hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome
M2: it reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place
M1: it reminds me of my first date with this girl named ginger, I took her to a pizza place
M2: hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it

M1: man they were all crazy, hey, what's that
Cow: moo
M1: oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh
[car chrashes]

Hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the
.

• Crazy Love
• Dip Doodle
• Do It for Your Mama
• Joining The Cult
• Memory Lane
• Ode to My Car
• Steve Polychronopolous
• The Adventures of The Cow
• The Chanuka Song
• The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal
• The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman
• The Hypnotist
• What The Hell Happened to Me?